Quit Yer Pitchin’

This is a podcast where A.Ron and Jim, using tools created for the purpose, randomly generate a title for a fictional TV show. We then pitch ideas to each other based on what that show would be like if it were real. We like to call it, “Quit Yer Pitchin’!”

If you have suggestions for a show you'd like us to pitch, or a better pitch for one of the fake shows we've already covered, send them into moc.evomdlab|pyq#moc.evomdlab|pyq and we just might discuss it on air!

Table of Contents

Season 1

Quit Yer Pitchin’ – S01E01
On this episode we pitch…
Colony Talk
Last Joe Standing
Duke of Humiliation
Mama's Crypt
Weakest Beaver
Desperate Towing
Fear Reunited
The Slow Skater

Quit Yer Pitchin’ – S01E02
On this episode we pitch…
Touched by a Fatman
Early Man
Reflex Revenge
Search for the Mayors
Mole Swap
Worst Lucky Heroes
Armed and Truckers
Desperate Brett
Surreal Autopsy
Do It Yourself Shipmates
Weddings of Love

Quit Yer Pitchin’ – S01E03
On this episode we pitch…
Instant Termination
Infinite Jeopardy
Man vs. Fat
Throttle Groom
Toned House
Immortal Flake
Crab and the Boss
Vacant Return
… and consider our first round of feedback and fan pitches!

Quit Yer Pitchin’ – S01E05
On this episode we pitch…
Mad Ramen
Lunar Kind
Surprisingly Pisces
Average Tokyo High School
Spit Shining Bronzeberg
Filthy Amateur Folks
Pregnant Organ Donars
I.V. Bag Island

Quit Yer Pitchin’ – S01E06
On this episode we pitch…
Rich Tokyo Crackwhores
Sucking Flame
Dennis the Camera
Earth: Final Menace
Diagnosis Strangers
This is your Peaks

Quit Yer Pitchin’ – S01E07
On this episode we pitch…
The Dead Middle (00:00:16)
Mad About Television (00:05:12)
Electric Enthusiasm (00:10:26)
Simple Stars (00:15:13)
Prison Marble (00:18:57)
A Different Vice (00:21:51)

Quit Yer Pitchin’ – S01E08
On this episode we pitch…
Welcome Back Apes
Return of the Man from Dads
Hardcastle and Stalker
Too Close for Trek
The Brady Sales Show
Murder U

Quit Yer Pitchin’ – S01E09
On this episode we pitch…
Mouth Legend (00:00:16)
Hot Headlight Tease (00:05:18)
Doggy Biscuit Box (00:09:24)
Dame Furry (00:12:49)
Snake Milk Gigolo (00:19:33)
Mesh Top (Gang) (00:25:11)

Quit Yer Pitchin’ – S01E10
On this episode we pitch…
Prison is Enough (00:00:16)
Walker, Race (00:04:25)
How I Met Your Anatomy (00:08:15)
The Days and Nights of Jeanie (00:10:47)
The Dead People (00:16:51)
American Emergency! (00:22:02)

Quit Yer Pitchin’ – S01E11
On this episode we pitch…
Two and a Half Chris (00:00:16)
Three Jim (00:06:36)
Law & Order: Pains (00:14:47)
This is your Men (00:19:15)
Malcom in the Fever (00:25:50)

Season 2

Quit Yer Pitchin’ – S02E01
On this episode we pitch…
Passport to Hulk (00:00:16)
Real Eddie's Father (00:04:41)
Six Million Dollar Science (00:11:02)
Charmed You (00:13:49)
Cannon Jim (00:17:47)

Quit Yer Pitchin’ – S02E02
On this episode we pitch…
Hardcastle and Link (00:00:15)
Flying Leap (00:06:14)
Incredible Fences (00:12:01)
Space Turtle (00:14:00)

Quit Yer Pitchin’ – S02E03
On this episode we pitch…
Golden Catch (00:00:16)
The Odd You (00:10:57)
Designing Dead or Alive (00:15:11)
The Wonder Home (00:20:31)
A Different Hazzard (00:24:12)

Quit Yer Pitchin’ – S02E04
On this episode we pitch…
Gimme A Improvement (00:00:15)
Flying Joan (00:04:33)
Johnny Exposure (00:09:46)
House Martian (00:13:39)
Planet of the Order (00:17:18)
Father Poor Man (00:25:53)

Quit Yer Pitchin’ – S02E05
On this episode we pitch…
Lover in the Flight (00:00:16)
Slave of Princess (00:08:47)
Cold Return (00:14:05)
The Broken Predator (00:19:14)
Fist of Risk (00:26:21)

Quit Yer Pitchin’ – S02E06
On this episode we pitch…
Hurt by the Elements (00:00:16)
Double Surrender (00:05:48)
Priests Without Flaws (00:10:16)
Dirty Leap (00:14:41)
According to Trek (00:22:33)

Quit Yer Pitchin’ – S02E07
On this episode we pitch…
Duke of Extremism (00:00:15)
Muppet City (00:09:24)
Doogie Howser, Time (00:14:37)
Dawson's Rascals (00:18:03)
King of the Clock (00:21:36)
Alien Beaver (00:27:46)

Quit Yer Pitchin’ – S02E08
On this episode we pitch…
The Days and Nights of Apes (00:00:15)
Home Comfort (00:09:28)
Two and a Half Court (00:15:06)
Taxi Years (00:20:23)
Criminal Woman (00:27:57)

Quit Yer Pitchin’ – S02E09
On this episode we pitch…
Sex and the Beaver (00:00:16)
Ugly Heaven (00:04:22)
Eight Life (00:07:40)
Captain Life (00:12:16)
Full Minds (00:18:34)

Quit Yer Pitchin’ – S02E10
On this episode we pitch…
Wheel of Martian (00:01:05)
Hardcastle and Bunch (00:08:13)
Naked MD (00:14:20)
Charlie's Anatomy (00:17:51)
Silk Thunder (00:22:38)
Green Taxi (00:33:07)
Knight Gladiators (00:37:14)

Quit Yer Pitchin’ – S02E11
Welcome to the season finale of Quit Yer Pitchin'! On this episode we pitch…
MacGyver, Ghost (00:02:26)
Miami Queens (00:07:58)
Amazing Fatman (00:10:56)
The Joker’s Fabulous (00:17:58)
Captain Charmed (00:20:10)

Season 3

Quit Yer Pitchin’ – S03E01
On this episode we pitch…
You Bet Your Army (00:00:16)
Arrested Court (00:03:14)
The Muppet Girl (00:10:18)
Star Murder (00:15:30)
Major Emergency! (00:21:36)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Bastards (00:29:20)

Quit Yer Pitchin’ – S03E02
On this episode we pitch…
How to Steal a Heart (00:00:16)
Sword of Smoke (00:06:28)
Devil's Coming: The Devil's Gift (00:14:58)
Case of the Filthy Monkey (00:20:22)
Male Delivery (00:27:02)
Mystery of the Pock-Marked Librarian

Quit Yer Pitchin – S03E03
On this episode we pitch…
Flirty and Thirty (00:00:16)
Year of Wolves (00:04:53)
Instant Jeopardy (00:10:00)
The Rustlers and the Widow (00:16:02)
Atlantis Weeping (00:27:00)

Quit Yer Pitchin – S03E04
On this episode we pitch…
Sixth Duster (00:00:16)
Made of Glass (00:05:42)
Devil's Coming: The Devil's Staircase (00:16:08)
Outrun the Spectre (00:20:23)
Degree of Fancy (00:27:07)
Maybe Probably (00:33:04)

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